you're retired?

I am, to the best of my ability and in no particular order,

• a grown-up,
• English,
• more online than average,
• a remote student of Environmental Science,
• a gardener,
• highly paid staff to two excellent dogs,
• a writer,
• a hermit.

You don't need to do the paid tier. It's a great compliment, and I will probably make a ridiculous sound when the notification comes through, but I have no intention of paywalling my nonsense. You don't even need to subscribe, tbh, get an RSS reader. I'm not tracking your visits, what on earth would I do that for?

That is a weird username.

Yeah. I was going to be a visual minimalism home decor blogger, back in... 2017? 2016? Like, white rooms, everything up on pine hooks on the walls? You remember. A single metre-tall ficus in a full-height window. I was politely advising people to get open shelves and hooks for everything, rather than having boxes of miscellaneous.

Turns out, I have ADHD and keeping everything in view is correct for me and not for everyone.

Blogging, though? Now?

It's actually easier to do it than to keep not doing it. Here, get Ghost, it's nice to write in and hard to get wrong.