you're retired?

I am, to the best of my ability and in no particular order,

• a grown-up,
• English,
• more online than average,
• a remote student of Environmental Science,
• a gardener,
• highly paid staff to two excellent dogs,
• a writer,
• a hermit.

That is a weird username.

Yeah. I was going to be a visual minimalism home decor blogger, back in 2016. I was politely advising people to get open shelves and hooks for everything, rather than having boxes of miscellaneous. Turns out, I have ADHD and keeping everything in view is correct for me and not for everyone.

Blogging, though? Now?

Yeah! Now! Because they taught the machines how to write like the smoothed average of every other salesmoron, so suddenly sounding like yourself is a good thing! The people who want to read sentences that slide down easily and don't catch on any concepts on the way aren't looking at us! Their problem is solved.

Here, get Ghost, it's nice to write in and hard to get wrong. Or, as long as your browser ad-blocks, tumblr is still a thing.